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haywirewindgod asked: Hugs you. I miss my cat too so much, and this cat sitting we are doing is making me really remember him.

newvagabond:

Losing animals is so rough, bleh… *hugs back* Thank you.

Photo 16 Apr 1,196 notes it-was-just-a-reflektor:

Ryan continues to be the best person ever

it-was-just-a-reflektor:

Ryan continues to be the best person ever

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Photo 16 Apr 117 notes talesof4chan:

Oh sieg hell no!talesof4chan.tumblr.com
Text 16 Apr 141,279 notes Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Text 16 Apr 13,018 notes Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

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(Source: equilibriumlaw)

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falkamir asked: Titsquad just sounds like teen girl squad's nsfw tumblr.

slugbox:

Aaannnndddd tompkins

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slugbox:

Hank is either half as photogenic as Dean or twice as photogenic.

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(Source: knifepics)

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druyu:

metapod

I found it

squidwurd:

druyu:

metapod

I found it

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parsionez asked: What is going to be your defining skill that makes you a legend during the inevitable zombie apocalypse?

whowasntthere:

Crying.

And also knowing to go to the pet food store instead of the grocery store, and knowing which pet foods are more nutritionally dense than others. A can of puppy food is more nutritionally dense and balanced for activity than a can of SPAM (Protein: 12 vs. 7, Fiber 1 vs. 0, Vitamins: Not There Vs. Oh There You Are!). Canned puppy food and canned puppy milk will keep you going for much longer, be more portable/longer-lasting and won’t have the sugar crash that sodas and candy bars (the usual zombie-apocalypse foods, wtf) will cause. On top of all of this, no one thinks to scavenge from the pet food stores (I have never once seen it in a film, TV show or comic), so you’ll be less likely to run into random people or zombies. Unless there are kitten zombies…

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I mean, Joffrey, as monstrous as he is — and certainly he’s just as monstrous in the books as he is in the TV show, and Jack has brought some incredible acting chops to the role that somehow makes him even more loathsome than he is on the page — but Joffrey in the books is still a 13-year-old kid. And there’s kind of a moment there where he knows that he’s dying and he can’t get a breath and he’s kind of looking at Tyrion and at his mother and at the other people in the hall with just terror and appeal in his eyes—you know, “Help me mommy, I’m dying.” And in that moment, I think even Tyrion sees a 13-year-old boy dying before him. So I didn’t want it to be entirely, “Hey-ho, the witch is dead.” I wanted the impact of the death to still strike home on to perhaps more complex feelings on the part of the audience, not necessarily just cheering.

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