haywirewindgod asked: Hugs you. I miss my cat too so much, and this cat sitting we are doing is making me really remember him.
Losing animals is so rough, bleh… *hugs back* Thank you.
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth?
falkamir asked: Titsquad just sounds like teen girl squad's nsfw tumblr.
parsionez asked: What is going to be your defining skill that makes you a legend during the inevitable zombie apocalypse?
And also knowing to go to the pet food store instead of the grocery store, and knowing which pet foods are more nutritionally dense than others. A can of puppy food is more nutritionally dense and balanced for activity than a can of SPAM (Protein: 12 vs. 7, Fiber 1 vs. 0, Vitamins: Not There Vs. Oh There You Are!). Canned puppy food and canned puppy milk will keep you going for much longer, be more portable/longer-lasting and won’t have the sugar crash that sodas and candy bars (the usual zombie-apocalypse foods, wtf) will cause. On top of all of this, no one thinks to scavenge from the pet food stores (I have never once seen it in a film, TV show or comic), so you’ll be less likely to run into random people or zombies. Unless there are kitten zombies…